Professor Felicity Harmonia
Taught the seminar in High Fidelity:
“The problem with Stereo … ” I can recall
Harmonia saying before I was expelled
For disorderly comments, “is that the body
Has one heart. The ideal of a symphony
Is for sound to emanate as if from a single point.
To hear the same piano glissando
From both sides of the living room,
Even if not at once, is intrinsically obscene.”

“It is intrinsically exciting,” I hissed, ”and only
Inferior to Surround Sound and getting blown
Away by crowds of violins, horns
And woodwinds from all sides. Life