I will go rent a U-Haul, and move to Hackensack,
And a cheap condo buy there, the driveway freshly tarred,
Hard by the Jersey turnpike, a swingset in the back,
And fire my grill in the truck-loud yard.

And I shall drive my car there, alone in my car I’ll go,
Bumper to bumper creeping towards the discount malls,