At my doctor’s insistence I joined Epileptics Anonymous. They look the same as anyone else, except for the small blue clouds brooding in the corners of their eyes.
We talk about our seizures and rate them on a scale from one to ten. Most of us are in the four to six (average) range, but you do see a few eights and nines (exceptional) wandering about with haughty expressions and gold-plated tongue-depressors placed jauntily in their breast pockets.