If I stretch, slowly, my arms in an incredible Y, I become a metaphor—
                                                                                                                                                   I have taught tennis serves to wealthy women, repeating the importance of the Y. They practiced before me, attempting to toss the ball within reach of their swerving rackets, lifting their breasts inside carefully fitted uniforms, and I sang a song of encouragement, standing near the most attractive. None of them ever became proficient. They played on Saturdays, whenever the weather was nice, splitting into polite and evenly matched foursomes when their time was called by a suntanned attendant.