The Mexican hat dance is performed around a sombrero, a broad-brimmed hat of felt or straw. Mexicans keep their feet spotlessly clean, so that they may perform this colorful ritual at the drop of a hat.

The English bowler hat was worn by Charlie Chaplin. He used it as a prop in his slapstick comedy routines. In so doing, he abused a most genteel hat.

The Chinese cap is a fitted gong, originally worn by the most insufferable Chinese opium king. He had the annoying habit of interrupting opium dreams by tolling the time on his hat.