Yes, you and I will meet someday
in the tourist section of the astral plane. We’ll float
like heavenly barges and spit

We talk about our seizures and rate them on a scale from one to ten. Most of us are in the four to six (average) range, but you do see a few eights and nines (exceptional) wandering about with haughty expressions and gold-plated tongue-depressors placed jauntily in their breast pockets.