No, our barbarians did not make us
wait—in fact, they were a little early,
upsetting our tables before we had
perfected the art of arranging fruit,
adding their gothic horror to our acquired
simplicity. It was a harrowing

experience for all parties involved,
as rising from our couches, from that grace
of a thousand years, we offered them all
they had lacked. Our arts overturned, our now
headless busts, it was all we could do
to keep a stony detachment. If