Crazy Annie’s only going a place and a half
since she got the front half of her left foot cut off.
Before that she always went two places at once.
To the right place with the right foot.
To the left place with the left foot.
Just like everybody else.

Crazy Annie walks down the street in July
and she don’t wear shoes. Oh no.
And the front half of her left foot don’t get sunburned.

Her hair is all tangled up in last Thursday’s wind