For years I was known as The Great Profile. I had discarded the other half of my face as if it were an ugly Siamese twin. I was a poet, and poetry had turned my head. You see, I could never decide whether to write for everyone or for one reader: so I read poems to the empty space just above her left shoulder. People thought I was a visionary. I spent an entire year in three-quarter profile, staring past every shoulder. By now I was writing entirely for Posterity, which I conceived as the sum of all those empty spaces. I lived in a Phantom Zone where elbows poked me and voices swore, but I never saw a face. Audiences at poetry readings thought I was looking straight into heaven: I was staring into corners where mops leaned like the