I’ve heard a great deal about the new mall, but I haven’t
actually been there. It is full of palm trees and fountains. It
even has a waterfall. And there’s a bamboo forest with real pandas
in it. There are wandering musicians who stroll among the shoppers
playing the most seductive music. And the restaurants serve every
kind of delicacy from around the world. The shops abound with the
most alluring clothes and jewelry. The new mall certainly has
people talking, but then again I don’t know anyone who’s actually
been to it. It’s been reported that people have gone there and
never been seen again. I don’t know if that’s to be believed.
Others have gone there and returned home blind and mute. I guess you
could say it has a powerful effect on people. I just haven’t had
the time to go there and see for myself. Chester dropped by the
other day and I asked him if he’d been to the new mall. “What mall?”
he said. “There isn’t any new mall. That’s just a high class whore-
house.” “You mean they’re running girls out there?” I said. “This
isn’t that kind of whorehouse. This one’s running pandas. People
can’t get enough of them. Panda-fever’s breaking out all over town,”
he said. “I think I’m allergic to pandas,” I said. “Everyone is.
They just don’t know it, and they end up blind and shaking with a
high fever. They ought to run those criminals out of town and burn
that place to the ground,” he said. “You certainly seem to have