Was handed the pamphlet of maxims, took it into my heart, folks did
                that then.

Was grandson, pal, penitent, fulfilled the contract.

Distinguished myself in trig and cigarettes, in whistling whatever had
                topped the hit parade.

Plucked my brother from the lake, tucked him into the lining of my cap
                on the chance he’d undrown one day.

Put on the soldier’s gear, shipped island-ward, you should have seen me
                in my dress whites, dozed at my post just the one time.

Picked a gray suit and a brown one, stood rigid while the pins slipped in.

Clicked the briefcase shut open shut.

Wielded the slide rule, wielded the silver shoehorn.