It is hard to think of the people of Thebes
as being fortunate (so much time has gone by),
but they possessed a machine of exact measure:
a monster with the head and breasts of a woman,
body of a lion, wings of a bird, serpent’s tail,
a lion’s paws and a sweet human voice: the sphinx,
a sort of savage bureaucrat who kept life on track,

asking questions of the passersby. Those unable
to guess the answer became lunch. Functional
Darwinism. Who knows what strains of stupidity
were deleted from the Theban populace when some
cheerful dummy rubbed his jaw and said, “Beat’s me.”
Only Oedipus got the answer right. “What goes
on four feet, on two feet, on three. But the more

feet it goes on the weaker it be.” The point is
the Sphinx was a fixed spot on the road. Tourists
could take her picture had there been cameras.
Sad to say, these days the Sphinx is invisible,
but even more ravenous. The young, the pretty,
the ugly, the old-the Sphinx eats them all. Victims
of Violence, reads the newspaper, Unknown Assailants,