How exactly does one soothe the savage breast? Surely not only with music—and if, indeed, with music, with what kind of music, then? Gypsy lullabies, whale song, Gregorian chants, two-part inventions? Rhythm and blues, dirges, mouth music? Plain song, liebeslieder, toccatas and fugues?

And how will we know when the savage breast is finally soothed? Will it lie docile as a dug, sagging a little in perfect bliss, sucking softly on the milk of human kindness, its aureole hazy with happiness?