I met a friend for lunch today and wound up at a strip club. They’ve gotten grosser since we used to slink into the Rivoli and think we’d put one over when they didn’t check I.D. Remember how we’d gape at those g-strings and pasties, and giggle and yell and leave blue-balled and pretending not to be? Today nobody even yelled “take it off” but they did anyway—5 zombies who paraded around emitting occasional “ooh”s to convince us they were alive.
   It was pitch-dark inside, except the stage—the seats losing their cardboard-and-lint stuffing, male shadows sprouting like toadstools several seats apart, my feet constantly finding sticky things whose natures I hated to guess at.