Every night, another customer.
One night it’s a state trooper,
the next a truck driver going all the way
to Arlington, Georgia. Tonight
it’s only a tourist, a northerner.
I prefer the truck driver.

You can trust a truck driver.
Tourists are effeminate, though good customers.
I hate it most on Thursday night
when that hog who wants me to go all the way
with him comes in; some state trooper!
I’d rather go to bed with a pig, a northerner!

Well, maybe not a northerner.
They do have peculiar ways.
Still, they’re good customers.
I think I hate that fat trooper
as much as I hope my truck driver
comes back on Thursday night.