Bad luck, my very own, sit down and listen to me:
You make yourself scarce for months at the time
Making preparations for some new calamity,
Then come to shake me awake some dark night,

Wiping the sweat off your face, asking
For a glass of water, while mumbling something
About how a mixed bag of misery and laughter
Is all that I can expect from a life like mine,
While I listen, none the wiser like a blind man