Ellen and I Go Back—at least as far
as her pre-op days when she was still a man
and minced each midnight through the local bar.

Now that she’s a woman everything’s changed:
she’s faithful to her Unisex Salon, gets in
on time to make sure everything’s arranged,

and when she’s out, she never touches gin.
I stop by every couple of weeks to chat
and keep the top from showing where it’s thin.

She’s glad to oblige: so few are left and not
one who remembers Benny, a legendary
hunk in his day, those days when men were hot.

Unlike your classic beauty, Benny was hairy—
the sweaty curls mapped out his musculature,
and his torso was split by a dark and furry