“After you croak what’s to be done with what’s left?”
  you asked. And this, considering the disorderliness
of life, is by no means an unreasonable question;
  I sympathize with you in your unease. My wives
would think they knew what to do, but you are not
  my wife, your position will be anomalous; I can see
this, yes, I can see it behooves me to express my wishes.
  Well, I have. Cremate me and flush my ashes down