C’est le bal de l’abime ou l’amour est sans fin;
                                Et la danse vous noie en sa houleuse alcove.
                                —Alfred Jarry

   The great poet Calphoglus was not merely that peerless pedagogue of speech and dream with whom we are all so well acquainted. He was (and this is but one of the many obscure and hushed-up sides in the lives of poets) a great, nay, a very great, musician as well. Ever, to be sure, with his own remarkable, flowery style. It was he, of course, who first conceived of utilizing the piano as a wind instrument. To perform even the most demanding piece of music in this manner, he would first of all assume the disguise of a marble statue, which would preferably be erected in some lonely and forsaken garden.