Why do it? shrilled the bird,
the as-yet-unnamed, a
candidate for new coinage,
namely widewit,

I bought a camera, though there were
many reasons not to.
In spite of the reasons not to

But which of us is the mademoiselle?

The horrendous infantile
shrieks and caterwaulings
of our dirty existential alleycat

Flinging sticks and calling
to an amphibian black dog,
he clings, buoylike, though probably